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Europe Actually is One Country

Europe Actually is One Country

No borders and the same currency, what more proof do you need?

AUG 25, 2026
Europe is Going to Sh*t

Europe is Going to Sh*t

Europe cannot stay united without the United States.

AUG 18, 2026
If I visit America will I get shot?

If I visit America will I get shot?

Why are guns so prevalent in America and so uncommon everywhere else?

AUG 11, 2026
Argentina is always looking away

Argentina is always looking away

Argentina is the only country in the world to have successfully transitioned from developed economy to developing economy. Will the chainsaw-wielding man fix it?

AUG 4, 2026
To Infinity and Beyond

To Infinity and Beyond

Britain has a new Prime Minister. Will Andy Burnham be able to stop the revolving door of PMs? Or has he just moved that door to Manchester?

JUL 28, 2026
Everyone Crosses at Once

Everyone Crosses at Once

In Boston every car stops and the whole intersection becomes yours. It is how London works, and almost nowhere else in America does. New England really is England, down to the…

JUL 21, 2026
America Doesn't Exist in the World

America Doesn't Exist in the World

America is in a culture war with Australia. And nobody told the Americans.

JUL 14, 2026
Do trash cans actually make cities cleaner?

Do trash cans actually make cities cleaner?

Surprisingly, the data says no

JUL 8, 2026
Ten surprises from Mexico City

Ten surprises from Mexico City

Americans don’t know a lot about a country they love to talk about.

JUN 29, 2026
Citizen, Asterisk

Citizen, Asterisk

An army recruitment sign in Mexico City said you had to be Mexican by birth to enlist. That sent me into the surprisingly particular world of how Mexico decides who is Mexican,…

JUN 25, 2026
Does Mexico love China?

Does Mexico love China?

I landed in Mexico City and a stranger told me to download a Chinese app. Turns out the whole country already did.

JUN 22, 2026
Will we make it in time?

Will we make it in time?

Everyone is racing to get their AI slop product to market. Will you be done with yours before the window closes?

JUN 17, 2026
Do whatever you want

Do whatever you want

American individualism was once bounded by genuine community obligation. It has shed that obligation and kept the freedom. What remains is something the tradition's founders would…

JUN 5, 2026
The hypocrisy that is not hypocrisy

The hypocrisy that is not hypocrisy

Americans hold their ideals sincerely and accept, without much distress, that the country falls short of them. Understanding why it works the way it does is the beginning of…

JUN 3, 2026
How to negotiate with Trump

How to negotiate with Trump

The countries getting the best outcomes from Mr Trump are not the ones being most accommodating. The pattern is visible and consistent. Most Western governments are still not…

JUN 1, 2026
Someone needed to say it

Someone needed to say it

Tony Blair is largely right about Labour's political crisis, wrong about America, and written from a distance from ordinary British life that he does not seem to notice. It still…

MAY 28, 2026
A competitor that has not noticed the consequences of winning

A competitor that has not noticed the consequences of winning

American capitalism sets the terms of global economic competition. The terms are unsustainable. The rest of the world cannot change them without America changing first.

MAY 25, 2026
Which country does Goldman Sachs work for?

Which country does Goldman Sachs work for?

Empires do not collapse suddenly. They fade, across decades, in ways that are legible only in retrospect. What will American corporations will do when the fading becomes…

MAY 21, 2026
The obligation J.P. Morgan understood

The obligation J.P. Morgan understood

The Chinese government was not afraid of Jack Ma. It felt wronged. That distinction matters more than it might seem for understanding what the state is entitled to demand from its…

MAY 20, 2026
Playing by the rules

Playing by the rules

AI did not break higher education. Grade inflation, credential obsession, and decades of institutional cowardice did that. The students using AI to navigate the result are not the…

MAY 18, 2026